I MISS YOU GUYS!

ABAH, WID, WAN, NETH..

AKU RINDU GILE KAT KORANG

:(

jgn lupe kat aku ye :(

Maksud sebenar

Hahaha jumpa ni masa aku stumble upon tadi... Ada kalanya, lelaki akan maksudkan benda yang sebaliknya dari apa yang diucap. Hahahaha bukan pompuan je ek yang selalu macam tu. Enjoy! (bukan semua lelaki cam ni ye. Kebanyakannye je.. ;) )

Red : Benda yang diucap.
Blue: Maksud sebenar.

"I'm hungry."
I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy."
I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired."
I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?"
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?"
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?"
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?"
I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!"
Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage."
I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?"
I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?"
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?"
I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored."
Do you want to have sex?

"I love you."
Let's have sex now.

"I love you, too."
Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair."
I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair."
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk."
I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?"
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping)
"I like that one better."
Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together."
I am gay.

jualan murah atau paling best kalau sebut "sale"

sorry la cik na, terpaksa update pasal sale² nih. bukan sengaja menghasut atau pun ape pun.. tapi bila teringat kat si budak kecik tuh pindah-randah bagai kan. tempat baru perlukan sesuatu yang baru ok.. ngee~~.. kawan yg prihatin sangat. tengok dreamland ni promosi habis-habisan.

14 to 15 June 2008

Dreamland Warehouse Sale (2 Days Only)

Products Offered

Discountinued Mattress Models
Export Order Cancellations
Upholstered Bedframe
Pillows
Bolsters
Comforters
European & Asian Sized Beds
Bed Sheets
Sofa Sets
and many more

Two Locations

Dreamland Corporation - Tel 603 6138 0499
56 Kompleks Selayang
Taman Perindustrian Selayang Baru
Batu 8 1/2 Jalan Ipoh
681000 Batu Caves

Dream Crafts Sdn Bhd - Tel 012 634 7746
No 6 Jalan 27/70A
50480 Desa Sri Hartamas

www.dreamland.com.my

dan tak lupa gak pada yang suka shopping. cam aku la nih.. Marks & Spencer. kalau korang suke.. lagi best..

12 June 2008 onwards

Marks & Spencer Sale

Sale Stats Today

Apparels

for Men
for Ladies
for Children

Location

Suria KLCC
One Utama
The Gardens, Mid Valley
Sunway Pyramid

ha. yang ni lagi best. pada yang suka kan vacation or perlukan tiket untuk balik ke kampung. tgk² je la. bila click je gini...

10 - 22 Jun : AirAsia 250,000 Seats from RM1

0 to 22 June 2008

AirAsia 250,000 Seats from RM1

Malaysia Mega Carnival

Fly from KL to

Alor Star
Johor Bahru
Kota Bharu
Kuantan
Langkawi
Penang
Terengganu
Singapore
Banda Aceh
Medan
Padang
Palembang

Booking Period : 10 - 22 June 2008
Travel Period : 1 July - 25 September 2008

Visit AirAsia.com now

www.airasia.com

ada banyak lagi sebenarnya.. tak larat nak copy and paste. ape kata korang check it out this link...

http://www.shoppingnsales.com/

tima kasih pada shoppingnsales itu.

Kebosanan

TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8)You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.

3) Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is . . . having sex.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 60 success is . . . having sex.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

Other useful life truths:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Frustration...

Oh tidak!!!... jantung, hatie , dan segalar nyer lahhh raser macam nak marah jer nie... duduk puwn tak boler diam... I'm really frustrated sgt...

Imagine if you buy something and you paid for the thing and u find out its broken... Frustrated kan... Lebey2 lagie brg yg berharga berjuta juta *boler... propah harus...

Tell me now whut i'm suppose to do....

Yg frustrated sgt ngan kehidupan nie biler people alwayzzzz judge people outside but not the inner inside... biler dorang tengok luaran tueww dah berbeza ruper dan keadaan terus melayangkan kater kater kesat, mengutuk, menipu, memukul dan lebey lebey lagie mencaci, mengumpat benda yg tak betulll sebelum melakukan siasatan dahulu.... Kenaper dunia inie mempunyai org sebegitueww... maybe Allah make people like this coz want us to be carefull dan supaya kiter fikir ituewww adalah lumrah hidup.... keseronokan di dunia inie...

Kenaper yang.... kenaper di dunia inieeww ader manusia sebeginie... di depan kiter baek tapie di belakang kiter Allah sahaja yg tahu...

Lets make this as my....

Muachhh

Chiow Bello....
p/s: same entree as my personal link...

Sembang Pertama

Ok aku nak tulis apa ek dalam blog ni. Since aku dah ader skolblog.com, so kiranya entri dalam ni aku biarkan diri aku untuk menulis dalam keadaan santai.

Aku akan cakap ape je. Yang paling femes ni fasal harga minyak naik kan? Korang yang sudah berkereta mestila rasa hazab nak mampos sangat biler nak gi isi minyak tu. Matila kao nangis sangat biler isi Rm20 inggit tu macam rm10 je. Terasa beb.

Bagi aku, personally i think katanye, apa yang boleh kita buat? Nak bising? Nak maki? Hah silakan kan... Hasilnya macam tu jugak. Harga pasaran dunia semua naik. Bekalan minyak dah sikit. Permintaan lagi tinggi daripada pengeluaran. Yes, perdagangan aku A1 please. Ketwat. Matila kao.

Haih...nampaknya aku kena saving lagila macam ni. Bak kata kawan aku tu, kalao nak naik harga, naik la. Tapi, gaji kenalah naik kan? Kos sara hidup dah makin tinggi. Lagi-lagi kalao yang duduk di dalam kota Metropolitan ni. Ayat tatahan.

Walaupun aku masih baru dalam alam pekerjaan ni, aku dapat rasa betapa mahalnya harga barang-barang sekarang. Kadang-kadang aku takut nak keluar rumah sebab aku takot kalao-kalao bajet aku lari habis. Pejadahnya jadi beruang sepenuh masa?

Rama-rama terbang-terbang, Terbang-terbang di pohon duri, sama-sama gebang-gebang, Gebang-gebang di petang hari.

Pejadah pantun????!

Neway (wah tak habis lagi ni tulis boleyy), orang tukang baca berita tu dengan seronoknya suruh tukar lifestyle. Kira soh balik ke pangkal jalan hah... soh jimat... jangan ngengada nak peghabis duit gi clubbing katanya. Jual nasi lemak pepagi pon untung hoke. Btw, tempat aku sekarang ni ramai betul jual nasi lemak. Matila persaingan sihat hoke. Orang yang beli pon sihat-sihat kaedahnya. Nanges.

Dah la aku ngarut apekah ini? Jumpa lagi di lain masa. Buhbye!
Layari : www.skolblog.com

Matila iklan! Rasain.

Sembang? sembang! sembanggggg

Testing.... Test upload gambar... eh eh... boleh la... ahahahahahha

Sembang ngan budak budak gile..

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Jeng..jengg...

Testing testing 1 2 3...

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